Dear Diary,

Hello! It is me, Lulu! Reya has hurt her hand a little when a Big Special Boat went very very fast (I will tell you about that soon!). It was her turn to write about our exciting adventures. But she can’t because of her sore hand. So I will write for her.

It is a Big Honour and I will do my very very best to tell you everything that has happened.

As you know, we had found a Big Special Boat with monsters on it. At first we fought the monsters, but now we are working with them and pretending to be friends. I got confused for a while: are we friends, or are we not friends. But luckily nobody can hear me thinking unless I want them to so I didn’t mess up The Plan. Hinnerk said I was not to let a cat out of a bag, but I think it is just one of his sayings and there is not a cat on the Big Special Boat.

Anyway: Reya and Pherria did a big jigsaw which turned out to be a magic ring, but the ring was like the size of a giant’s finger! It’s something to do with keeping the Water Elemental from running away from the Big Special Boat: Tunwéya tried to explain it to me, but every time he got to the end of a long sentence I’d forgotten how it started! How funny! Leofric fed everybody a big pan of soup and made a silly joke about how the monsters can swim in the river even though it is Very Bad for us to swim in it and I Must Not Touch the water.

Hinnerk was very sad and I tried to give him a hug but it didn’t really work. The others say I haven’t done anything wrong and my hugs are still Very Good Hugs but I am not so sure.

When the Big Special Boat was fixed, Leofric and Hinnerk went to bring ‘Erno The Car down from the cliff. They took two of the monsters with them and the other monster stayed on the Big Special Boat with the Bad Dog Wizard. The Bad Dog Wizard is very mean: he has a nice lady in his cabin and she cannot think very well, like me, but instead of being her friend and giving her hugs and letting her ride on his shoulder like my friends do for me, he keeps her locked in his cabin and threatens to hurt her if my friends don’t help with the boat. He is very mean and I do not like him.

I flew around and used my thoughts to help my friends talk to one another. The monsters who went with Leofric and Hinnerk had an accident except it wasn’t an accident because they did it on purpose. But they said it was an accident so the Bad Dog Wizard would not know that they were thinking of stealing the Big Special Boat. The Bad Dog Wizard tried to listen to their minds talking, and it felt bad when he tried. Not like when I listen to people’s minds, which feels warm and fuzzy. He is Very Bad and I really do not want him to have the Big Special Boat and I especially do not want him to be mean to the forgetful woman.

After they brought the car down and put it below the deck, the Bad Dog Wizard did powerful magic to make the Big Special Boat work again. A Water Elemental made of the river came out and went WHOOSH! and we all moved really fast. The Big Special Boat went even much faster than I can fly, even when I flap my wings really really hard!

My friends decided not to steal Bad Dog Wizard’s Big Special Boat but instead took a lot of his money and the forgetful lady and decided to climb up a Big Fire Mountain to find some Modrons.

Modrons is a funny word. Modrons modrons modrons. Tee-hee!